Hmmm... any 'singles' out there yg biasa kena 'attack' dgn soalan cepumas ni? tiba2 teringat apa yg one of my fren post kt fb...
Bila nak kawin???
Di sini orang bertanya lagi
Di sana orang menyoal nanti
Tak kira teman mahupun kenalan
Asyik-asyik itu ja yang jadi bualan
Begitulah nasib yang belum berkahwin
Tak kira laki mahupun perempuan
Bila nak kawin???
Keluarga dah mula resah gundah gulana
Si teruna, bonda bimbang jadi bujang terlajak la
Si dara, ayah takut dilabel andalusia
Beradik pula takut x sempat tempah baju semua
Sahabat handai sibok carikan jodoh yg mengena..
Bila nak kawin???
Jiran turut sama menumpang tanya
Bila dijawab jodoh belum ada
Kata mereka, kita kenalah usaha
Mandi bunga salah satu caranya
Tak pun mandi ais boleh dicuba
(ni cadangan pelik kawan saya)
Hai....buleh percaya ka?
Bila nak kawin???
Aduuuhh...bukan baru ja ditanya??
Kawin??? Nak kawin ngan sapa?
Calon pun takda.
"Hah!!! Awak tu memilih sangat agaknya!!"
Ewah-ewah sedap sungguh mulut berkata
(ada kwn kata..kuambik tunang @ suami hang sat gi, baru padan muka..kan nayaaa!!)
Bila nak kawin???
"Akan ku kawin hari ni juga ( muahahahaa)
Jemputlah datang...jangan pulak lupa!!"
Hmm..Andai memilih suami/isteri semudah masak Maggi kari
Atau semudah membeli coffee Starbucks venti
Atau sesenang memakan chips, crisps lagi dan lagi..(haiiihh!!)
Kalao buat list...panjang sangat nanti!
Bila nak kawin???
Aaahhh....sungguh saya bosan
Banyak lagi yang lain boleh jadi soalan
Kenapa asyik itu yang dilontarkan
Agaknya depa ni lupa ingatan
Lambat cepatnya jodoh, Allah yang tentukan.
Bila nak kawin???
Pada yang masih belum sampai timenya
Sabaq menanti ngan hati terbuka naa
Biarkanlah mereka ITU terus bertanya
Usah ditunggu letih mulut mereka
Takkan letihnya sampai bebila..
Kalau ada jodoh, Insya-Allah takkan ke mana.
Bila nak kawin???
Pada yang asyik menanya pula
Elok juga berpesan sekali sekala
Usah dirisaukan jodoh kami semua
Mungkin jaga masjid sendiri sebaik-baiknya
Lain orang lain rezekinya
Syukurlah dengan apa yang kita ada.
Gitu la gamaknyaaaaaaaaaa
MORAL OF THE STORY: sila tgk cermin, keliling anda & muhasabah diri ;)
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Humor Spices For Today!
I was quite busy with work, and facebook... somehow forgotten all about my blog.. I only remembered that I have a blog when I couldn't open my office email. Weird isn't it?
Today, as I was marking my students' assignments, I came across some very funny grammar mistakes..
I couldn't stop laughing... I shouldn't, but I just can't help it.... Should I post it here? Nope! I won't... But I would like to share what my friend sent me years ago...
Derek Davies, Far Eastern Economic Review (September 1989)
*You might have read this before.. but if u r bored, you can read this again!
i) In Yugoslavian Hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
ii) In a Japanese hotel: you are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
iii) In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
iv) Outside a Hong Kong dress shop: Ladies have fits upstairs.
v) Outside a Paris dress shop: dresses for street walking
vi) From the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
vii) A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance; men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
viii) A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
ix) In a Rome Laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
x) In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.
xi) Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?
xii) On the faucet of a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
xiii) In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
xiv) Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways.
xv) In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
xvi) In Tokyo Bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
ok.. that's all for today... If I can find more of this, gonna post it here.. and at my facebook notes.. oppss... at my facebook notes.. then post it here... huhu...
Cheers!
Today, as I was marking my students' assignments, I came across some very funny grammar mistakes..
I couldn't stop laughing... I shouldn't, but I just can't help it.... Should I post it here? Nope! I won't... But I would like to share what my friend sent me years ago...
TRAVELLERS' TALES
Derek Davies, Far Eastern Economic Review (September 1989)
*You might have read this before.. but if u r bored, you can read this again!
i) In Yugoslavian Hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
ii) In a Japanese hotel: you are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
iii) In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
iv) Outside a Hong Kong dress shop: Ladies have fits upstairs.
v) Outside a Paris dress shop: dresses for street walking
vi) From the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
vii) A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance; men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
viii) A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
ix) In a Rome Laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
x) In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.
xi) Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?
xii) On the faucet of a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
xiii) In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
xiv) Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways.
xv) In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
xvi) In Tokyo Bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
ok.. that's all for today... If I can find more of this, gonna post it here.. and at my facebook notes.. oppss... at my facebook notes.. then post it here... huhu...
Cheers!
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